The story behind Chicken Tender Defender, Gill Fisherson, and my worst album ever.

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(2/6/26)

Anybody who checks out my page on spotify will see I have one "popular" song. The song being Chicken Tender Defender. But the reason behind the streams isn't as short as you think it'd be. It all starts in late 2023. My good pal Cenzo gave me the idea for 2 songs. He had asked our, at the time friend, to make them but she said that her songs were "serious" or whatever. The 2 song ideas were "Chicken Tender Defender" and "The Monkey King" which I both made in the same night, and showed to Cenzo a week later. The songs were both on my spotify page but I felt they didn't really fit there so I took them down later on.

The old uploads, saved on my liked songs.

A big later, big later? A big later I decided to release both songs again but under a different pseudonym. "Gill Fisherson". Now Gill Fisherson wasn't a new name to the world of ChaoticBon, as he's the fish being interviewed in the below plush video. He's also got some neat lore of his own. Now here's the thing with Distrokid, it's suck!! You can just add any artist as a featured artist and get away of it if the artist isn't too big. So when uploading Chicken Tender Defender with Distrokid, I thought it'd be funny to add someone as a "featured artist" to this song. And after looking through who I was following on spotify, I landed on one Groovydominoes52. Now I never got a reaction from Groovy liked I hoped, but that didn't dismay the song's "popularity". The song eventually got a whopping two-thousand and something plays.

Now after that success, I thought it'd be neat to upload some more silly songs, and I had a vision of a album. The album would feature 12 songs and would be released on March 12th 2024, I think. I had to find the a download of the album on a hard drive because it's no longer on my Bandcamp or spotify. This album is "the worst album ever". Also there's a thing I hate to admit about a two of these songs, but that's for later on this ramble. What are the tracks on this anyway?

The lovely artwork.

Amsterdam

This is just a short song about how I am in amsterdam, no twists whatsoever. Also as you may have noticed, I'm singing in this song. And I will for the whole album.

super cool freestyle

Over a very eerie but groovy beat I attempt to freestyle. Around a minute in I give up and pass over the beat to baby mincreaft. baby mincreaft is the "artist" behind Gangsta's Mine which we'll get into later. baby mincreaft raps a little tiny bit better than me but that voice effect, my god.

boredom

The instrumental on this song is simmilar to the last, only this time is slower. In this song I just talk about being on break but not knowing what to do, so I just end up bored. And that boringness is represented in the song because this song too is boring! Thankfully it's only about a minute and a half long.

i blew up the sun

This is a very heavy, distorted, fast paced and aggresive song. The story goes I got mad at the sun and shot it (Tally Hall reference?) because the sun was too hot. And then the sun blew up and killed everyone, the end.

why do I have a Honda Truck to be able too much help with this is why it would take so much to get

Quite the title huh? This is basically a song I made when I bored and tired. In the song I mention that 11:04 PM is pretty late, but now I think around 12 AM is pretty late. #morning lover

Annoying Orange Hates Fortnite

Oh dear... this 1 of 2 of those problem songs. You see on this song I used... AI!!!! *thunder*. But not like that!!! I didn't use some AI music making site like suno or whatever, instead I used FakeYou to turn my voice into a different character. So while it isn't that bad, it leaves a bad taste in my mouth. The song kinda loses all the fun I would've had with it didn't use AI.

lol

This song is very weird. It's just kinda me messing about makin' a song. It starts of with this weird alien sounding voice singing(?) over some nonsense instrumental. Then a drum loop gets added and it's just so more weirder. Then the other half of the song is me spouting nonsense over the feedback my computer was creating. Very interesting...

song made by the deaf

Although I explained what the title meant in the song, I'll exlplain here aswell because I'm not very clear. Basically I made and instrumental with my computer muted, then sang over the song with everything muted but the metronome. It's kinda funny but not really.

Emo Sponge

This is the other AI song, it's worse. Moving along!

RATS

Now this is a song I can get behind. This is me singing in a very very weird voice over a jazzy instrumental. I sing about how I've been, for years, been putting rats in your room. Unbeknownst to you of course. Then around the end it kinda dissolves into madness. This is most defitnetly my favorite.

an original

At the start of the song I claim this to be an original. Then I start ecstatically singing. The joke of the song is it's not original, I'm ripping off "Hey Ya" by Outkast. It's a tad bit funny but nothing all too special.

Gangsta's Mine

This is the song by baby mincreaft, and his only song aswell. Unless you count the first track as his. This was a parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio that I did back in 2023. Inspired by MCAP Steve. It's pretty funny. The reason I decided to end off the album with this is because I think it's the most "iconic" one I guess, I don't know all too honestly. The reason why it's always a "baby mincreaft song" and not one by ChaoticBon is because I uploaded it to spotify as by baby mincreaft years ago. I made him an original artist because I planned on doing more as him but I never did. But I thought it would have been fun to treat him like he's his own artist on this album.

So that was "the worst album ever" and yeah it's not great. There was some funny songs, but I can't really too highly of it. Especially those AI songs. Eventually I decided to take down every thing under the Gill Fisherson name. I felt wrong about the whole fake feature on Chicken Tender Defender, and I didn't like the other stuff I put out on there either. And for about over a year nothing has come of it and that makes sense. I usually just put out all of my stuff under ChaoticBon now even if it's a stupid joke. Although recently I've found myself to like idea of pseudonyms and being different artists for a few songs. I might do something like this again. Although that album sucked.

In 2025 I decided to release Chicken Tender Defender and The Monkey King one last time. (technically earlier but blah blah blah shut up.) And so they found their final resting spot, as bonus tracks on my album jimmy. And as for Gill Fisherson, I've decided to put out just one more song, as a neat tribute. Is it good? No! Is it funny? Kinda! Ladys and gentleman and thems and introduce, fat dog. Okay goodbye now thanks.

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