Tunes I Made For Fun 2: Oh God, this is going to be a long read. How about some context first, it informs you and adds more characters. In 2023 I made and released a EP called "TUNES I MADE FOR FUN IDK ALTHOUGH I FEEL LIKE MAKING THE LONGEST ALBUM NAME EVER BUT FIRST LET ME GO CHECK HOW MUCH LONG I HAVE TO MAKE IT, ALRIGHT IM BACK AND I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PASS IT BUT IM HAPPY WITH SECOND". It was a collection of songs I had made with Bandlab. Now you may notice in that title I call the thing an 'album'. It is 4 songs long and 4 minutes in length, that is not an album. And while this EP is one song short of 4, it is still 3.5x time longer than the original. A few weeks ago I had a funny idea for a EP name. What if I did a sequel to the original Tunes I Made For Fun and make it as long as I possibly can. This idea was and still is funny and that's why I went through with it. Now this EP was originally going to be the next album, but I decided to make it and EP for the sake of the joke and the sake of sanity. Making a album with a program you're still in dire need of learning is not a fun idea. Now I've decided to check what character count I'm at and I so happen to be over 1000 characters already! THIS IS NOT ENOUGH! I am petty and I will not accept the idea of someone dethroning me easily with 2000 characters. Of course I could just copy & paste a long string of text over and over again but where's the fun in that. I think it's way funnier and more creative this way. But I have to write a whole lot then. Uhhh.......... what do I write about? Umm.. Ooh! I know! I tell you about some anecdotes of mine. Recently I've finally finished my art project for my class. This project practically lasted the entire quarter. It was a paper mache project where you make a creature out of paper mache. I made Barney. The thing I made looks both joyful and traumatized, and is larger than your average toddler. What else? Um. I have more recent happenings but I don't care to talk about them. I really only wanted to talk about my Barney. It's now starting to kick in how long this title will be, and how much I have to write. Atleast I'm typing it, if I had to handwrite this I would have died. Um. Um. Um. I'm back and I've got myself an apple. And you know what I'm gonna do with it? I'm gonna EAT IT! Because I'm HUNGRY!! And I've RUN OUT OF THINGS TO WRITE ABOUT. I guess I should probably talk a little bit more about this EP. Waterbed was the first song made. It's a bit simple but still a nice relaxing listen. And and because you're curious I'm done eating that apple now. Waterbed is entirely made out of the stock plugin SimSynth. I like SimSynth. And the drums were stolen from some youtube video I found of some dude drumming, chopped and rearranged of course. I will not be paying him any money I make off of this release. Not out of pure evil or greed, but just because I forgot where exactly I found the drums. Ferret is interesting. I originally made it while camping a few months ago. You can find the original in the downloads page under the name "Bubblers". The only reason I picked it back up was because I was having some real writers block and just decided to spruce up a tune worth saving. The last song is my favorite. Amethyst is really good and enjoyable. I don't have much to say on this one. And I'm out of topics once again. This was a terrible idea. I guess I'll explain the artwork. The cover is the one and only photograph taken of the legendary cryptid "Soap", named after Soapy Smith of course. Soap is known to throw fruits at those he finds irritating. The White House looks like a cornucopia. It is unknown where he sources the fruits. In the one and only interview with Soap by Cobblestone Licker Magazine he said "The fruit are" and the never finished his sentence. The reason why there is only one photo of Soap out there in the world is because of a reason. A reason I wasn't told for some reason which I am also unaware of. I chose this photo for the cover art because I find myself relating to this "Soap" creature. Anywho, hows about them weather huh? I've heard there's like clouds and stuff. A lot of people in winter time get snow, I don't though. It'd have to be cold as hell for there to be any snow in this sauna we call "Arizona". I have seen and played with snow before though. But I had to go high into the mountains, and I only did that because I was visiting family. Yet for some reason the mornings still got the gut to be freezing for some reason. This place is a mess. This thing is only 4000+ characters long now but I'm still not happy. My greed sickens me. But without lazy spam it's really hard to make a long body of text. I guess I can just say some thoughts out loud. Thinking thinking thinking noises... Family Guy... Family guy on.. DVD...... Bluray disc....... Family Guy Bluray with the entirety of season 5. I'm also thinking of thoughts. Thoughts so cool I won't tell you those ones. Here's another thought, cheeseburgers. Cheeseburgers are a food, I like them. I like to put bacon and fries on my burger. Back to what I said about my greed, add gluttony too that. Ok new idea, and here me out on this one. Stealing! I'm looking at this one list and the tops albums are below 300 characters, and also seem to have a theme of being directions. I can give you directions for listening to this album for it's full expirience. Step 1. You need to sit in a chair in a really uncomfortable position. A position so uncomforable that you are a hard time focusing on the EP. Step 2. Clap along to the music but off tempo and only on the first and fourth beat. Step 3. Scream if you think about the color blue, this one is to really challenge the mind. Step 4. When a song ends get out of your chair and do 12 backflips, then IMMEDIATLY get back in your chair in a new worse position. Step 6. Skip step 5. Step 7. Buy the EP on Bandcamp for 1000$ Those are all the directions for the CORRECT way of listening to this EP. If any music critic fails to do any of these steps their opinion is wrong and stupid. Cool now what. I aced my Algerbra final today. And I um... I don't know. I need to stop writing when I run out of ideas, but then also it adds more characters. I'll ask my friends I guess. "Scrunglefied" as said by ThatsWack. I don't know what is means. "Poopy potty butt" as said by the amazingly confused Cenzo who didn't understand fully what I was talking about. "Be the window of the wall" as said by Mister Steven, that little poet. “The amazing yet excessively absolutely great song with the even better yet slightly unnatural name for it” as said by CruxaCrusader, I don't have much to comment on this one sadly. "L Bon W Trash" as said by Trash851 that little scoundral. And finally "audacious" as said by our friend Tobert. I'll collect some more sayings overtime but for now this is it. And there will be no warning for when they appear again. "No, you need a car" as said by Nom, a reference to an inside joke that no one reading will get. See? Another one out of nowhere with no warning! Now hows about I tell you some jokes. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to other side!! Haha. ha. ha. Why is that a popular joke. The punchline is so lame. Let me look it up. Ok so aparently it's an anti-humor joke, this joke sucks. It's an evil joke. To that I say we kill it with fire. I just gotta find out who made the joke. So it was one of many authors who were in the Knickerbocker. They all appear to be dead so I guess my revenge won't happen. Whatever. Knock Knock...... Knock Knock.. Knock. Hey man, respond. Knock Knock....... Ok jerk I guess I'll choose a different joke. A man walks into a bar and he says to the bartender "can i have a drink please and thank you yes". The bartender responds "i drank it all". That's it. Those are all my jokes. I hope you found them funny. ":cinderblock::party:" as said by Bafoon. I told him no emojis so this is what he said. "Uncon actually made this whole EP" as said by Unicorn. I am not typing your name right you liar. "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Ultra Incredibly cool Nice Totally Normal" as said by Caden. These long sentences are hard to make witty comments about. I just corrected a grammar mistake I found, it removed one character sadly. In it's honor i will place a new character for it. "o". Some of these sentences are really short. Maybe I. Shoudln'.t Be worri.ed abo.ut. gramma.r because . Clearly I'm no good at it. I have a concert to be at in a few. I'm in the symphonic band class. I think I'll preform ok. I do percussion and mallet instruments. This is boring. What's something interesting... Laser guns. Laser guns are sold for cheap at any store with a toy aisle but there's always been one big issue with them. They don't shoot actual lasers. Is it so hard to just make a pocket sized device that lets me kill my enemie with the pull of a trigger? Some might say "just use a gun!". Here's the thing, lasers are cooler. I hope we get that fixed soon. Huh. Looks like I'm coming in on 10000 characters. Maybe this is a good time to wrap up. I guess I'll make this last bit short. I'd like to give thanks to: Me importantly, because I made the EP. My family & friends I guess, but they didn't do much of anything for this EP so I probably should've skipped them. Me again because I was feeling drowned out by their spotlight. Image line studio for make FL Studio. Bandcamp for making Bandcamp. I would give thanks to Distrokid but they deserve nothing in all honesty. That YouTuber I stole the drums for Waterbed from. The VSTs that would work 50% of the when I first open a project for the day. Air because I couldn't live without it. Same goes for water and food, lungs, my skeleton, really just anything that makes me not die. That Family Guy Bluray I thought about earlier. The 2 pizza slices I had earlier. Me again because I don't know I felt important. The fish. John Arbuckle. Boognish. Sammy and his sidekick Samy. Samy's wife. Santa Claus. Me. Bobbert Shopper who loves the supermarket. Thursday, like the day in the week. "You made a huge profit from your test and got paid for your grades." as said by Michael Studios. This new little button that says "<hide>" that I think means I've typed alot now. You my fans and supporters. And finally me again. That's the end of the credits. Well wasn't this fun. But I have to go now. Also I decided to check google and apparently  Chumbawamba have the record of longest title with a total of 865 characters. I win Chumbawamba. Now hand over your Guiness World Record.